Screw the past

I will move on n pour my heart n soul to the next rship.

Whatever ppl want to think let them be as long as I m clear at my end.

Goodbye always hurts

The worse goodbyes are the ones where u know things will never be the same again after bidding farewell.

Restarting my enthusiasm to blog again

Haa.. cannot believe the last update was more than a yr ago! It did feel like a long time ago.

Well y the sudden urge to blog again? Hmm i've been reading lots of blogs during my free time at work and i guess it too made me wanna blurt and splatter my own personal thoughts as well so blogging is the way to go.. although no one ever visits this site again haa... prob for my reading pleasure 5 yrs down the road.

My xanga is so karat that i forgot my password... good thing oni took me 3 tries since i pretty much use the few same passwords for everything.

Thn once i got it.. i got engrossed reading back my own blogs.. got amused at my own writings.. haha kinda c2pid.. and than it took me freaking 15 mins to figure out how to create a new posting! hahaa.. i was clicking everywhere before i spotted the correct button.

Okie.. this post is mainly to do a shoutout that im back... and will keep it coming later the day (depending on workload) hee... there's like tons of things on my mind to blog that i dunno which one to get started on.. hmm  

OUR STORY

Cheong Yi Wen is a little girl who likes ppl to bang her table with the transparent pussy she owns. Along comes ric to join in the fun and pulls meho in FOR BROKEBACK SALES FORCE which features Jessie Yeo as the ring leader and JaeHaan as clown  Just as everyone was BUSY SPAMMING AWAY,SUDDENLY Yiwen farts out orchestratically  and everyone felt faint green smoke emitting from Yi Wen awesome ass. The green smoke suddenly formed into a gigantic shadow of Grim Reaper (haha..) and chases yiwen to the pantry where she steps on a chicken. The chicken suddenly SQWUARKED OUT LOUD AND died flat on the SOFA AND THERE WAS tears streaming down from JAE HAAN'S FACE BECAUSE the chicken was his PERSONAL FAVOURITE PET AND he lost a companion. JaeHaan got mad and stomp on the carcass while screaming like a girl seeing a ghost. eventually ric decided to not participate in anything. he rather jerk off and JaeHaan follows along. (Farka this is personal liao) yiwen however was watching a handsome chap a.k.a mr handsome window washer!?! (bloody Jae!you're dead! this better not get out!!) which she wasn't interested BUT inside her heart she know its irresistable  and she cannot deny anymore BUT SHE'S IN LOVE WITH  the toilet washerS instead (NO SHE'S NOT@!! SHE LOVES HER BF!! ). ALTHOUGH ALL THIS ENDS  in terrible agony, she  decided to ask the uncle across the street  if he's available for some skydiving lessons later. (THANKS RIC!) BUT SHE SEES JESSIE   so she hid herself    inside a dark dark  cage filled with maggots and the uncle suddenly KISS JESSIE ON HER  cheeks! Jessie shouted and ran to Yiwen's side  to protect herself from (SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHERE I'M HIDING!!) THE PERVERT UNCLE BUT he grabbed yiwen hard. (stupiak skip my turn for what?! now you get it!) (YOU SENDIRI LAMBAT!  Yiwen became deranged and bites the uncle's ear AND PULL HIS ARMPIT'S. CINDY SAW THIS AND  started wacking yiwen instead!!! Jae looked in horror as he never thought CINDY WAS SATAN'S DAUGHTER . Jae peed in his  PANTS  and Ric helped him to clean himself since RIC IS USED TO  cleaning after Jae. Cindy dancing around looking like like a goddess from  lost island of atlantis AND PPL ON THE STREET  took out their guns and start shooting birds the birds got angry. Ric and Jae thinks THAT ANSON LOOKS CUTE  and quarreled to get Yi Wen's attention and she is not interested IN SHE-MAN SO  she frog jumped away

landed in a ditch full of cow dung and it drowned her BUT SHE DIDN'T DIE but was struggling madly . meho appeared to save  her with CPR  and but yiwen full of SHIT WHICH IS UNBEARABLE  so meho gave up but ate some shit. Ric tried it too  and liked the taste like cameron highland strawberries. So he packed some  to share with Jae and both happily lovingly swore that ONE DAY  we'll conquer the world with their undying love. But MEHO had some  awesome vanilla milk shake squeezed out from Ric's *ninnin* and it tasted   magnificiently like whiskey coke which made MEHO drunk and whistled nincompooply till  pigs started flying around . They bumped into Ric's rear bumper and threw  him off the cliff landing on some beautiful estate named Nevereverland! Feeling  completely totally bewildered of all the pigs he saw,of MJ and his  little minions, creeping against the wall of fame,-ous Berlin Wall that  ric always pee on. He also shit on Midvalley Centre Court's dustbin  that caused 3 deaths. He was arrested and WHIPPED 9 TIMES ON   his kukubird, he screams as his kukubird felL INTO HIS DOG'S BOWL. He cried and whined for his tooth fairy because he hope that miracle will happen so the price for it is either his girlfriend Jae  give up his manhood OR he finds another kukubird.ric chose to forgone his birdbird as  he doesn't need it. He prefer to bang YI WEN'S TRANSPARENT PUSSY with his pinkie-winkie finger . Meanwhile there was a  pig and a chicken learning how to fly  and yiwen's their instructor, PREPPED THEM FOR THE big show called THE YAYA PIGS CAN FLY . Jessie wants to join cos she's a piggie and yi wen is BIGGEST PIG ON EARTH! RIC LOVES BIGGEST PIG like Siu Yuk Fan. (Sesat Season Six... =.=") The chickens,however fails  flying so they sabotage the pig's performance. So  the chickens and RIC  did the chicken dance and shake their asses ,THEIR FAT OILY ASSES...   pooing all the way... attracting lots of flies and madagascar cockroaches too . What could they do  to attract the aliens?? They suddenly transformed into A COLOURFUL BUT UGLY  version of NICK GOH  swinging his arms like a mad mad man telling cold jokes to  Micronesia's Prime Minister MR.  tukiputipitypuki who shot Nick right smack to his most sensitive part called  HIS SENSE OF HUMOUR   causing nick to cry like a small baby  really stupid and crazy so Ric says he'd  smack nick real hard  on his bird bird  until it drops, so nick got really terrified  and went wailing to Yiwen. So she decided  to cut it off! Yiwen laughed evilly while  skinning the skin off. Then, she threw it  to feeed the dogs  and the pigeons which jump around and around   Nick's gf came and  dumped his sorry arse  making him heavily depressed. He felt suicidal so  he shot himself! Everyone  applauded so loudly Jaya33 shooked and almost collapsed.  Godzilla came out from Ric's Stomach during Caesarean and so Ric became  mutinized and died a zombie. Jae saw and fell apart heart broken, he went up hill  took a  rope and formed it into a  puppy-like butterfly knot. His head went into  a blender and mashed into a bloody pulp.  So now the girls  kicked ric off the  story line because he's  character is so boring. BYe bye Ric and  may you rest in   peace and stop growing.    Yiwen stepped on a  banana skin and fell   on a feather cushion!  with durians on it.  Her eyes popped out   which rolled on the durians and then burst.  Jessie fainted at the  sight of it and  hit her head hard  , it cracked open like   a watermelon, hitting Yiwen  slightly near the legs  but burnt tru her underwear and then got  into her intestine bursting  like popcorns crackling loud   and beautiful fireworks display.  She collapsed and hitting  cindy in the mouth   smacking a big fat   fly into her throat.  CINDY CHOKED AND COULDN'T   do anything but cough  blood hitting  Meho 's face.  Meho got pissed and    ate sushi without stopping   and she bloated until    her stomach burst into  a gazillion pieces all  splattered on cindy's body   . Cindy fell hitting a cute guy's  six packs  which turns out to  be a monster biting  cindy's fingernails and toenails then her head off.  Doris comes along to collect the corpses  and sew them all together. She buried them in Mr Cheah's backyard . Together they both experimented while gleefully laughing at  the sad pathetic corpses. Mr Cheah suggested that its time to revive  JQ Groups Admin members  so that Salesforce will  not have shortage at   the KL branch. So  that in the end,  we start new story  come next week. Ciaoz!   Thanks for playing. Sayonara BYE BYE.. this is sooo fun!  BECAUSE EVERYBODY DIED HORRIBLY! 

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